Punching with presidents

How to choose the best time-traveling brawling buddy

Recently, I stumbled on an interesting tweet posing an interesting question: If you were to step outside for an unarmed brawl with multiple similarly unarmed enemies, which president would you want fighting by your side, and why?

The context is stepping outside for a brawl. No weapons, just an unfair fight against bad bare-knuckled odds. Presumably, the fight happening is a foregone conclusion, and the ramifications of yanking a president out of the timeline are something we…